By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    June 25th, 2008 at 8:00 am

After falling ill the past few days from Flacidicus Limpitis (a disease occasionally suffered by even the most powerful of cocks), The Fabulous Mr. Pito rises on this day recovered and as strong as ever. Full of life and vitality, he decides to stroll through the pathways surrounding his coop. Day dreaming of good times gone by, a stinging pain suddenly afflicts his right talon. He looks down to see sharp pebbles aligned in a most mysterious way. Looking further into the strange alignment, The Fabulous one is taken aback. Realizing what this means, he struggles to find his footing as sensations of vertigo begin to permeate throughout his body. The other fowl take notice and rush over to help. Alas, they could not for this is a moment of truth. A calling that can only be answered by the called. Before The Fabulous One loses consciousness, he whispers:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    June 21st, 2008 at 8:00 am

After perusing the activities of The Blog the past week, The Fabulous Mr. Pito has noticed the announcement made by The Dude. Excited about the changes that are coming, The Fabulous One begins to email his friends of the news. He is sure the The Spectacular Mr. Woody and The Fantastic Madam Fallopia will share in the excitement of whats to come. However, after seeing The Dude make promises that are big on ambition and short on execution, The Fabulous Mr. Pito offers this piece of advice:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    June 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am

No longer able to wait for The Des Moines Dude to finally return, The Fabulous One himself returns to The Blog to offer the readers something to read in the meantime. On this day, as the The Fabulous One tends to his flock, he senses restlessness from a distant place. He senses the patience of a silent hunter wearing thin as his mission is beginning to drag on longer than anticipated. For the Des Moines Dude, the end of his journey may come in his gruesome demise rather than in triumphant victory. The Fabulous One offers this:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 28th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

From sun-filled skies to warm sandy beaches and chicks running around enjoying a weekend of fun, The Fabulous One feels reinvigorated from his recent vacation. After spending a few evenings enjoying margaritas and the company of others, The Fabulous One returns to a blog under duress. Tension and fear surrounds The Dude these days as an insidious force begins to take shape in the far reaches of The Blog. Whispers tell a tale of darkness approaching. Banter of blasphemous cinematic experiences and a new evil hunting down the heroic Des Moines Dude has The Fabulous Mr. Pito thinking:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm

After playing a couple of pick up games with the other rooster's, The Fabulous One is tired of taking these imposter's to school and showing them how a real cock throws down. Since learning of his favorite teams draft position, this athletically gifted savant has become annoyed by the rantings of an old man. The old man states that the draft pick could be in play in possible trades. Visibly angered by this, The Fabulous One takes a swig of Gatorade and throws the bottle against the wall. In an amazing display of strength, the plastic bottle breaks through the concrete wall leaving a sizable hole. The Fabulous Mr. Pito, in all his rage, yells:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

A day late but yet still fashionable upon his arrival, The Fabulous One emerges from the airplane wearing a pair of sunglasses, Diesel jeans and a t-shirt with an image of a three-legged cock (obviously insinuating the size of The Fabulous One's endowment). After being away at the "International Savants and Mystics Convention for Fowls," The Fabulous Mr. Pito realizes that The Dude's quest for the BFT has reached new levels. Hell bent on charging through distant lands and dangerous jungles, The Dude seems mystified by the powers the knowledge would grant him. The power of release from the shackles of his mind is enough for The Dude to take on such a wild and dangerous journey! The Fabulous Mr. Pito says:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 10th, 2008 at 7:00 am

The Fabulous One sits down to his usual weekend morning meal of Lucky Charms and some toast. While swirling the milk of his fabulously delicious cereal with his spoon, the marshmallow shapes begin to take an odd alignment in the bowl. It reminds the The Fabulous One of days gone by. As the sun peers throw the kitchen window, The Fabulous Mr. Pito crows:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 7th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Another glorious Wednesday afternoon has decided to bless The Blog and The Fabulous One. As he snacks on feed of the most delectable kind, The Fabulous Mr. Pito feels his hunger subside and a wave of euphoria from a filled belly take over. In this moment of gratification, The Fabulous Mr. Pito closes his eyes and shouts:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    May 3rd, 2008 at 7:00 am

Saturday arrives and a new weekend dawns. On this glorious day, The Fabulous One has decided to take a stroll through the corn fields. During his stroll, he finds a flock of crows rummaging for breakfast during the early part of this day. At this moment, The Fabulous Mr. Pito has a revelation:

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    By The Fabulous Mr. Pito
    April 30th, 2008 at 11:00 am

Another Wednesday arrives and with it, a new vision. The Fabulous Mr. Pito emerges from his coop where just the night before, he saw a strange alignment of stars in the sky. After interpreting the meaning of this astronomical phenomena, The Fabulous has this to offer:

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