By Jason
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 am

I'm actually posting this for Mystique.  Aside from some tiny, minor, unnoticable comments I rudely interject along the way, I really have NOTHING to do with this.  Enjoy!! 

[Due to recent mutinitious attempts] [I added that in for emphasis. Sorry, Mystique. No more interruptions!] The Dude has decided that a little feminine touch is needed and I am happy to help in any way I can. The dude decided to carve out a little section for me, which I have decided to name The Feminine Mystique.  As way of introduction, the Dude and I have known each other for about 6 years (YIKES – can you believe it’s been that long??? – damn we are getting old). I moved away from the beautiful 305 [that's Miami for the telephonically ignorant.  Damnit! I promised I wouldn't interrupt anymore.  Sorry!!] about 2 years ago and have lived in the snowy north in a land that can only be called The Tundra. While I definitely don’t miss the crazy drivers, the toilet laden streets or the inbreds of the South – I definitely miss the palm trees, the 70 degree year-round weather and the sunshine. I have been an avid reader of TDL for years [I told you we had one!!] and have seen all the different phases of the site, along with being probably the only person to have actually read all of the ridiculous articles/tangents/comments (Yes, I have a lot of spare time on my hands).  [Do I count? I did too.] I can't guarantee that I will be anywhere near as witty or entertaining as the Dude, Murph or the ever adventurous Tacos, but I will definitely try.  [Glad to have you! I'm really done here.  Enjoy ladies!}
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