By Jason
    May 19th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

It's just a fact of life. We've all had at least one at one point, and, chances are, we'll have another one soon enough. Hell, sometimes we've had two or more at once. (Although, somewhere along the line, you really gotta sit down and question your dudeness here. I mean, a couple is one thing, but there's most definitely a line. At some point, that line gets crossed and pink becomes an acceptable fashion decision. Anyway, I digress…) I'm talking about man-crushes, and I'm man enough to admit it when I have one.

Those of you that know me (which, I'm assuming is somewhere above 90% of my readers, which isn't really saying much) know about my obsession with Law and Order. I have a problem. My obsession is beyond healthy at this point. In fact, right now, I have over 20 hours of tivo-ed Law and Order waiting for me. If I ever met Dick Wolf, I think I'd bypass the handshake and go straight to the man-hug. (Seriously. There's no question about it. In the pantheon of people who do great things, Dick Wolf is right up there with the dude who replaces the urinal cakes in the men's room. That is a pretty big honor. When you think about it, how much money would you have to get before you'd even consider being the cake replacer? That dude (or lady) is really taking on for the team on that one.) As great as he is, though, he's not my man-crush. You see, that honor is bestowed on Sam Waterston.
Continue reading Of Mice and Man-Crushes (and Urinal Cakes)…

    By Jason
    May 15th, 2006 at 12:02 am

For those of you who've been paying attention (Which, by "you", I mean "you" in the singular sense, since I'm guessing that's the size of the audience I've maintained over my "break".) you might have noticed I haven't posted on my site in a while. Certainly such observatory prowess should not go unrewarded, so, as an extra-special treat, I'll let you in on a little bit of this dude's life that I tend to not talk about.

You see, through struggle and failure I find humor to be a friendly escape. Thus, when I couldn't get over the proverbial "hump" with the bar exam, I had plenty of literary (well, whatever exactly this is called) energy to expel. I couldn’t wait to find some free time to sit and regurgitate all this nonsense that floats around my head for your entertainment, and frankly, my release. As you might notice from the fact that I am a few hundred posts shy of having a few hundred posts, this “free time” didn’t exactly show itself all that often. The thing is, when it did appear, I couldn’t wait to seize the moment, and I did. Then the unthinkable happened…
Continue reading Take me to my happy place!!!…