By Murph
    May 30th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

ok, like dudes everywhere, i have needs. one of those needs is beer. one of the other needs is my sports highlights. i usually get them from ESPN, but today,my quest for news from the athletic realm was completely derailed by a whiny, self abosrbed egomaniac who was bitching and moaning that the team that pays him more than the GDP of some small countries  had not done enough for him, that they lied to him and betrayed him, and as such he just couldn't possibly live with theis anymore !…what league does this man play in, you ask?…why the nba of course !

as we all know, i think the nba pretty much sucks, however i will watch the playoffs now and again, b/c sometimes it gets interesting, like that jersey/detroit game that went into the thirteenth overtime and wiped out the first half(snooze) of the western playoff game that night, or when theose pistons went on to dismantle the "uber-team" lakers that year, which was hysterical b/c they got whipped like they stole soemthing.  but usually, the nba sucks.  and today was no exception.
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    By Jason
    May 26th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

Radar detectors have to be among the greatest things ever invented; electricity, running water, and radar detectors, in that order. I am absolutely convinced of this. In fact, when running down the list of things that I believe to be absolutely true, the greatness of the radar detector is right there between Macy Gray, in the last year, having consumed the food equivalent of the gross national product of 12 Asian countries combined, and the staunch belief that Alan Cohen is the Devil and has made it his life’s work to torture Panther fans. (Macy Gray isn’t exactly the most relevant musical reference, but, having recently seen a video of the objects that are in constant orbit around her mid-section, I was slightly frightened. She seriously needs an intervention. In fact, I’ll do it. Macy, put down the turkey leg. Seriously. Thanks. Anyway, I digress.) At this point, you’re probably wondering to yourself, what the hell is he going on about? Very simply, because of my radar detector, I have come to an incredibly important, and somewhat frightening revelation; homeless people are aliens trying to infiltrate our society.

Continue reading A Day In the Life: "Hey, it's not dirt… It's space grime."…

    By Murph
    May 24th, 2007 at 10:34 pm

In keeping with my love of the summer blockbuster and my love of fine lookin' women, I, your friendly neighborhood Murph, bring to you my Under-the-Radar Hotties: "Spider-Man 3″ edition .  I give you the lovely Elizabeth Banks, who you may know from Scrubs, Seabiscuit, The 40 Year Old Virgin, and of course,  the Spider-Man movies.  also appearing is the superfine Bryce Dallas Howard, who "starred" in a "movie" called The Lady In the Water, or some rubbish like that along with another "movie" called The Village. If she'd have looked this good in them, maybe more than 8 people would have gone to see them. Enjoy…

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    By Tacos al Cabon
    May 22nd, 2007 at 5:07 pm

The Search for Passion….Capitulo Uno

Hola my friends… I, Tacos al Cabon, am making my triumphantly orgasmic return to the blog. You see, The Dude has asked me to tell more tales from the Grotto. I being the gratifying man that I am will most happily oblige. Who is Tacos to deny the masses? As you may have surmised from the title, I will be sharing with you tales of my travels. Being the worldly man that I am, Tacos has seen many many things in the world… Things that will send one’s senses to new heights of pleasure never before experienced. If you are interested in learning about these pleasures, then I cordially invite you to enter The Grotto…..

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    By Murph
    May 17th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

for every normal dude, there exists one great escape from the world. every dude needs to have this thing where he can let all his problems from work and from home behind.  if his woman is nagging him, if his kids suck, if his peep is on the fritz, it wont matter when he ventures into this realm of fantasy where he is a part of soemthing bigger than himself, where he and other like minded dudes can congregate and bellow their manly chants while guzzling fermented beverages that lead them to believe that they too are a part of this fantasy world. yes my readers, i speak of professional sports.

now in america we have 4 major professional team sports, 5 if you count nascar.  these soprts should be a safe place for men to express their manliness..to hone our instincts to kill and win, and for the most part, they are.  but as always theres always soomebody thats got to ruin it for the rest of us, one guy that always screws the pooch. in the pro sports word, that guy, the pooch screwer, he who could screw up a wet dream is the NBA.
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