By Murph
    July 16th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

the dog days of summer got you down ?….. nothing to watch on tv with every real show in reruns ?….sports fan but stuck watching the marlins ?…..tired of watching roger federer destroy every other tennis player on the planet ?…..sick of the constant espn slurping of tiger woods ?…..well fellow dudes, i have two great vh1 shows that you have got to watch : Rock Of Love, and Scott Baio is 45..And Single.

Rock Of Love is the story of a rock n roll guy, bret micheals, and his quest, at the age of 40-something, to finally find true love. He went on vh1 to do this, so his seriousness is definitely not in question.  Micheals, if you dont know, is or was, the lead singer of an 80's hair band, Poison, who had such memorable songs as "talk dirty to me", and "every rose has its thorn"…he had big hair and apparently a bigger sex drive, for he claims to have shagged many a groupie, steadily, from the 80s til this very day.  he parties constantly, appears to drink like a fish, and will apparently bone anything that walks and is female. 
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    By Murph
    July 6th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

ok, nba defenders, i want you to step up to the plate. seriously, i do. why you ask ?…because once again, your league has made the news, not for free agent signings, which are reported and then quickly fade into the sports abyss, but because kobe bryant has reared his increasingly ugly head. again. no, he really has.  i'm not kidding. yes it is possible. no even i didnt that it was. but it happened

honestly, the guy cant fuckin bear to be out of the news for a week, he really can't. now his latest trick to get attention is to go and "apologize" to the gm he basically said blew nuts to some guys outside a shopping center a while back, AND, he had to go and tell the world that he apologized, b/c we just HAD to know about this b/c damn it, it concerns kobe, therefore it must be important.  what sort of apology was this i wonder?…i mean honestly, they brought on an analyst to figure out what this means with regards to his earlier rantings….imagine that, the biggest news your leagus has to offer are the compariosns of the rantings of a alleged sex offender ! and the commissioner loves it !  
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    By Murph
    July 1st, 2007 at 7:16 pm

ok, so summer is good for a few things. baseball, bikinis, the taking off of said bikinis, being able to down some fruity drinks w/o appearing totally queer, and the free agency season in some sports.

i won't even discuss the nba free agency , because to do so would be to wrap my mind around some of the biggest bullshit contracts this side of halliburton.  the FA period i monito over the summer is the nhl on, and today i saw that one of the players on my team, a guy that has won 2 stanley cups witht he devils has left for the money.  and thats not all. he left to go to the rangers, making him a modern day judas on ice.  so in the finest tradition of sports, i hope he gets booed and realizes what a vile  thing he has done.  i hope he sees the fans that loved him for years burning his jerseys and basically giving him a damnatio memoriae, for when you leave your team to go to its biggest rival, thats what you deserve.  so, fellow dudes, i invite you to share your stories of your sports heroes that have done the unthinkable to you and left to play for that team's most hated rival…….spew forth all that venom you've held back all these years…….