By Tacos al Cabon
    March 31st, 2008 at 1:11 am

 

The Search for Passion….Capitulo Seis

THE FINAL PASSION

Hola again. We have finally arrived at the moment we have all been yearning for. The final chapter of this magnificent tale of passion and heroism. Last we left, Tacos al Cabon was face to face with destiny's bosom. Confronted with Pantys, Ruler of the Isla del Rapto, I was about to discover the true quality of my passion. Will my passion be enough to claim victory, enough to save the world's passion? This final test could well be the end for yours truly. As I look on one question remains, will this be Tacos' final passion or will this be his greatest? Before I can continue, please prepare yourself a hot bubble bath, lay down into the soothing warm waters and then enter The Grotto…

Continue reading The Travels of Tacos…

    By Jason
    March 28th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

If you were following the comments beneath Murph's latest post, you'll notice the ladies of TDL ran amuck. In fact, they went so far as to claim that the TDL was now THEIR blog. Well ladies, we here at TDL Headquarters don't take kindly to such mutinitious (yeah… I said it!! Mutinitious!!) attempts.

    By Murph
    March 27th, 2008 at 1:29 am

ok, fellow insomniacs… here during late night at TDL, I, the resident night owl will be bringing you articles on subjects some would dare label as unsavory and not fit for public comsumption. well we all know what i say to the moral police.  i say damn you sir, damn you and all your self-righteous posturing and pontificating. if we here at TDL offend your tender sensibilities, then i simply say this "tough noogies". sometimes dudes encounter things in life that some would describe as "salty" or "vile". these things cannot be swept under the rug. no no, these things will be discussed here, after all, we are a man's blog.

tonights article focues on what must be the skankiest town on earth, that of tampa, florida. if i offend any of the residents of tampa by designating it as such, then so be it. your city is making news for all the wrong reasons. in addition to being muggy as all get out, filled with bugs of incredible size, scene of about a combined week of the worst days of the dude's life, and home to ybor city, apparently tampa is now the official home of sex fiending teachers, as well as having more strip joints per block than any other US city, as well as an IHOP where the owner of the new york yankees would make multimillion dollar decisions over some hotcakes and bacon.
Continue reading The Skankiest Place On Earth…

    By Murph
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Its back !!!! Thats right !!!! The column we all know and love, the UTR HOTTIES !!!!!  Every so often I will be posting random pics of sexy women of the celebrity world, those who "fly under the radar" so to speak. For example, Britney, Paris, and that "actress" Lindsay Lohan are definitley on people's radars. My sexy sirens of stage, screen, and cinema are ones that you dont tend to think of so much, because well, they're not attention whores or unrepentant drunks who walk around letting their beef curtains hang out for all the world to see.  Nope, these ladies fly low, and thats how we like 'em over here at TDL.    This week, I bring to you 3 foxy females who share one thing in common (besides that fact that they're B level celebs).  They have all been on the ABC hit show, Dancing With The Stars.  I give to you Kelly Monaco, Willa Ford, and Shannon Elizabeth. Peruse at your pleasure, and as always, if you need some alone time after viewing, remember not to chafe and to always bring a kleenex. 

 

 Shannon Elizabeth  Continue reading Under the Radar Hotties - Dancing With the Stars Edition !!!!!!…

    By Jason
    March 26th, 2008 at 10:19 am

Why…why…it's the sound of Jacques Martin's career with the Panthers ending!!  Perhaps the greatest thing to happen to the Panthers since they fired Mike Keenan (which would be THE greatest thing to ever happen to them if they were actually smart enough to realize what a fraud he was instead of hiring him right back less than a year later), it looks like the Cats will FINALLY get rid of Martin after laying a 3-1 egg against the defenseless Lightning last night.  Mercifully, I missed the game, as did probably 98% of the South Florida viewership, but apparently Martin threw Jokinen under the buss after it.  You mean your best player didn't try hard enough?  Huh… Effort hasn't been a problem all season right?  We'll just pretend the 98 games that they lost in the final 3 minutes, the february clunkers, the second period brain lapses, all of these things taking place for the third year in a row never happened. 

I'd be even more excited if I thought for just a second that Alan Cohen had the slightest idea what he was doing.  Unfortunately, he'll probably bring in some stiff to run things and keep shoving the team's youth down our throats as an excuse.  NONE of those guys are rookies.  Some are in their second year, but they all have NHL experience at this point.  It took THREE YEARS to finally bring in someone like Wade Belak to be the enforcer? 
Continue reading Does Somebody Else Hear That Bell?…

    By Jason
    March 25th, 2008 at 9:21 am

Taylor Scores Big With Mambo

No, that’s not my headline, that’s the headline on the front page of Sunsentinel.com. Apparently there are enough people so fascinated by ol’ Twinkle Toes Taylor (he said to call him that), that this is suddenly front page news. Now before I continue, out of respect of full disclosure, I absolutely admit that I’m not necessarily going to be winning any Man’s Man awards anytime soon. In fact, I think I feel pretty comfortable saying that probably none of us are. With that said, I have a line, and if you are you a dude watching Dancing With the Stars for Jason Taylor’s dancing, you sir, should have your man-card permanently revoked..
Continue reading Mid-Day Break: What's that Christine?!? You voted against who?!?…

    By Jason
    March 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

I couldn't possibly go the entire off-season without adding at least a short note about our mighty Hurricanes of Miami!  (As you know, we here at TDL madly support the U!)  I'm going to pretend that I didn't watch the first 35 minutes of yesterday's Texas game and completely ignore the fact that it only took 75 minutes for Raymond Hicks to realize Miami was still playing in games when I say that they really fought valiently to the end.  It was a great run guys!  Plus, you have to have every reason to think that they'll make it even further next year, right? McClinton is coming back.  Eddie Rios will have another year under his belt, as will Jimmy Graham and company.  Plus, now that they've all watched two whole tourney games in person (except for Jack who actually played pretty well for what amounts to 3/4 of a game) (Oh wait. I promised I was going to ignore the fact for most of the tourney they all looked like they were watching the other team run shooting drills.), they actually will be better able to deal with the adversity they'll get in next year's tourney run!  Congrats Miami!!  Way to help us forget just how much we hate every little part of Perry Clark's soul! (I do mean EVERY little part of it.  Darius Rice sends his love Perry.  He told me so while he was camped out in the corner waiting for the ball.  Word is he's become a permanent fixture of the arena since his feet have literally grown into the court.  Way to go Perry.)  (Yeah, I'm still bitter.)  HAVE FAITH IN HAITH!!!

    By Jason
    March 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am

As our regular reader can attest, here at TDL headquarters, we do our best to vere away from certain subjects like law, because really, it's just boring.  Besides, except for a few occassions, law is rarely funny or even minorly entertaining.  Well folks, this is one of those rare occassions. 

Under the "Things that only happen in Florida" file, I bring you this article from Above The Law.  I'm not really sure how exactly to go about introducing the article further, other than to say… Enjoy!  For those of you who want to read the actual court opinion, it's linked to on the article site HERE.  Great job Mr. Lat.  We aupplad you!
Continue reading Mid-Day Break: More Reason To Love Florida……

    By Murph
    March 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm

so its a sat night, and that, for me, means that there is some form of boxing on calble tv. I'm a boxing fan, and I've often wondered how these guys get into that line of work. Lets face it, its a job in which somebody is trying to kick your ass, so it's not the safest of professions. Got me thinking about all the odd jobs out there that people engage in. Boxing has a big payoff if you;re good, so i get it. Seeing as how there are many odd jobs out there, this may become a srial column here at The Dude's Life.  Tonight i ponder the fate of a very odd job, that of the proctologist.A proctologist is, for lack of a better term, is an ass doctor. The deal with the ass, and all medical maladies conatined therein.  How does one get into that specialty?  I mean you go to college, bust your hump to get into med school, which isnt like getting into law school, i mean med school won't just take anyone after all. Its hard, and then you go thru four years of med school, do your internship and reisdency, and you choose to be an ass doctor ? Come on man, did you piss someone off ? bang the head of the hospital's daughter or something?  I mean, a foot doctor i can see, but an ass doctor? lookin at 'roids and busted up cornholes all day? seriously ? half a mil in education to scrape thru crusted poop to see if someones got somethin wrong with their tush-pipe? I know that they spot cancer and thats good stuff, but other than that, i mean who wants to spend every day bustin out the anal probe right after their morning coffee? I cant even imagine that day. You show up, your patients come in, and they get up there and spread the cheeks. That can't be pleasant, b/c I doubt that many of them are porn-quality. And by porn quality i mean those butts aren't a) tight and firm, b)shaved down, and c) cleaned to where they can be on camera.  You must never know what you're going to get when john q. citizen  off the street drops his or her drawers.   I can't even imagine what a proctologist sees. He must get in there and be confronted with crazy crack-fur, dingleberries, some poo-remnants, not to mention the roids, zits, and the stank. I'm sure that some even get farted and even pooped on by their patients.  I cant even imagine what how a doctor could deal with that all day long. I really dont get it.  The money must be great, b/c i couldnt deal with that. The human anus isnt the prettiest thing on the planet, and they wade right in and get down in there, day in, day out.  I dont even look at my own cornhole in the mirror b.c i'm afrauid of what i'll see, so i cant even imagine looking at anybody else's for a living.  any thoughts on this would be appreciated by our readers…..

    By Jason
    March 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am

It's our philosophy, down in TDL headquarters, that no day should pass without learning something.  Besides, how boring would it be if you never encountered anything new or took new insight away from anything.  Anyway, in no particular order, here's a list of random things that as the title suggests, I've learned this week.

- Congratulations go out to Ohio State University for winning another national title.  That university's athletics dept.'s been on fire lately and that streak continued this week as OSU took the nation by surprise capturing the national title in…  Fencing!  (Apparently Notre Dame had the title all but wrapped up, and just as all the Irish fans were rushing whatever the floor is called in fencing, one of the referees did whatever they do to interrupt the…match?..and called a foul on the ND fencer…you know what?  This is too long of a way to go for a joke when you know nothing about fencing.  Wanna help me out Murph?  Not too bitter about the ND fencing loss right?)
Continue reading Things I've Learned This Week…